sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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deugenio:

I’m laughing so fucking hard. - Imgur

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kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

deathcult66:

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

Beautiful

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

oquinn53:

cassandraclare:

#TMITuesdays

For fun, one of Cassandra Jean’s postcards of scenes from City of Heavenly Fire. Above, Raphael, Magnus and Luke.

You can see the last postcard here.

Okay I know I’m reblogging this AGAIN but can I also point out not only are these downworlders, they’re LEADERS of their species. Magnus is the High Warlock of Brooklyn, Raphael was the head of the Vampire clan (before Maureen killed Camille so she could be helping with this), and Luke, who has been the pack leader of multiple clans before. If Sebastian did this it is a HUGE power play, taking the leaders/representers like that and then CHAINING THEM DOWN? Magnus can’t use his magic to get out, Raphael is struggling with it despite being a vampire—but look at them. Don’t they seem… NORMAL? I mean, you can’t see Magnus’s eyes. (I can’t actually remember if Luke normally wore glasses but do werewolves need them??).

This is big.

Hush no

Clearly Alec put Magnus there for later sexy times.

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