My Stories
Waking up from a book is like rising from the ashes. It's not all flames and glory like most stories would have you believe. You emerged from the pile, covered in a grime of your tears, sweat and pure emotion. It coats your skin, burrowing in miniscule crevices, stimulating nerve endings you never knew existed until a story touches you in such a way that both burns and releases you.

tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear 

(Source: hellyeahkoalas)

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr

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asightforsore-eyes:

This is easily the most misogynist piece of shit article I have ever read. We don’t get tattoos for the sake of others… we get them for ourselves. I’m fuming after reading this, seriously.

This guy’s whole site is basically bashing womens’ rights to be individual and further enabling sexism and basically telling any feminist that comments that they will be blocked and banned from commenting on his site. What the fuck.

Also I just read this piece of trash off his category section titled “women”:

“While I agree that the average modern female is mindless, moans far too much, and stumbles around without any real admirable goals in a state of decay, I cannot agree that blasting a post-female zombie away in any way justifies violence against living women. Also, I’d like to think if anybody turned violence against women into a joke, it’s feminists. I chuckle every time I imagine this one taking a decent hook to the jaw.”

He’s promoting domestic violence. What the fuck. 

fuckyeahforensics:

Tardieu spots are petechiae and purpuric hemorrhages that develop in areas of dependency secondary to the rupture of degenerating vessels under the influence of increased pressure from gravity

As the postmortem interval lengthens, Tardieu spots develop in areas of lividity as decomposing capillaries rupture.

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

When I was a kid, you know I immigrated to the States in 1978, and I’m six years old and watching TV and I didn’t see any Asians on television. And you turn on Star Trek and there’s this Asian guy not chopping anybody up. He’s honorable, a helmsman of a spaceship, and it was a big, big deal for me to see that and have a role model.
—John Cho (x)

(Source: divorcedreality)

thimelord:

cloudsong:

CURE A DEMON?! YOU KNOW. THAT DOESN’T SEEM SO BAD. BUT THIS IS SUPERNATURAL, SO I’M PRETTY SURE THAT IT’S GONNA END UP BEING BAD.

IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE CROWLEY AND THEY HEAL HIM AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE AN ANGEL DAMNED BY LUCIFER DRGGING HIM TO HELL IM-

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(Source: samulettes)